Marcus Straight

The direct antihisus of "Marcus Gay" Only an urban legend, as none have been found.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Marcus' girlfriend?
Guy 2: Haha, there's no way he can be Marcus Straight, you're funny

by Get Lucky October 20, 2018

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straight neck

A guy who has epic side burns!

Your boyfriend is such a straight neck, how did you manage to get him to go out with you?

by That guy from the tube September 27, 2014

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Straight but tolerant

An individual who is attracted to the opposite sex, but is willing to date them regardless of what gender or sexual orientation the other individual identifies as being

David is only attracted to women, but he is willing to date them if they are romantically attracted to him; regardless of their sexual orientation and gender identities. He is straight but tolerant.

by Vanguard 1998 April 28, 2021

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A regular person who society all of the sudden decided was the root of all evil. Apparently if you are a straight white male you are a racist. How do they know this? Because of your skin color. (<- which is racism)

Straight white male: “Hi everyone, I hope your day is full of sunshine!”

A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”

by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024

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