A California Queef Taco starts by having an intimate partner that is at least 100 pounds heavier than you. You proceed by shoving a flour tortilla wrapped in a paper towel, warmed up in the microwave for about 15 seconds then shove said tortilla into her slobber pocket. Next, while pounding her snizz from behind she must contract and squeeze out a queef. After blowing your load into her tortilla stuffed cunt you remove the California Queef Taco and feed it to her because she wants it more than you.
Johnny: Are you guys hungry man? I'm famished.
Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.
Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!
Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.
Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!
by shitstainedballz December 15, 2021
Get the California Queef Tacomug. 
Taco Bell Wings, wings that were invented by famous world-renowned restaurant Taco Bell. For you to be so down bad to go out of your way to purchase these (because, let's be honest. You have to drive at least 15 minutes to your nearest one.) and to actually "enjoy" these abominations also means you like to study for your tests. You stating you could ever actually enjoy these "wings" is like going to an open mic and the guy on stage has frosted tips and he keeps talking about "Gymtok". It has to be ironic, otherwise i'd rather not of known you enjoyed them if we were put in the same room or met at a wedding, and it better not be your opening line. Just keep it to yourself.
Lisa: I was thinking maybe for lunch we could grab some Taco Bell Wings?
Frank: It's just cheaper to die.
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Josh: Bro, you wanna grab Taco Bell Wings?
Tim: Yeah, but first lets head to Walgreens and get that liquid Tums stuff, we'll need it.
Frank: It's just cheaper to die.
Or-
Josh: Bro, you wanna grab Taco Bell Wings?
Tim: Yeah, but first lets head to Walgreens and get that liquid Tums stuff, we'll need it.
by Dimple Pump January 8, 2022
Get the Taco Bell Wingsmug. I eat potatoes, they are good. Good Poop. M
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by White_Trash_4life April 25, 2017
Get the tAcO BeLLs: Potatomug. by ultradaddy December 11, 2019
Get the Self cleaning tacomug. The act of any white male, generally overweight with hipster glasses and a backwards snap-back cap, driving up in a painfully modded Honda Civic attempting to take your Taco Bell taco while you are stopped on the side of the road.
"I was just trying to enjoy my taco and all the sudden I was caught up in a Roadside Taco Burglary. It was a close call!"
by Austin The Drummer January 23, 2014
Get the Roadside Taco Burglarymug. When you and your homeboy double team a Mexican chick. Thats pretty much it. But thats how it starts. The double dicking must be done simultaneously to apply to this definition.
Last night, this chick Juanita, was into both of us gringos. We convinced her to come home with us and had the most amazing double dicker taco.
by albertocrat June 8, 2015
Get the double dicker tacomug.