straight

someone who pretends to be straight because they are either in denial or have homophobic friends or fam

nick blushed at Brian but still said "I'm straight"

by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023

unfortunately straight

someone who doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.

Girl 1: What's wrong emwith that guy?
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.

Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.

by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024

unfortunately straight

Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.

Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.

Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.

by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024

ohio mega sigma tizzy gyat straight outta ohio

When you see a BUSSN GYATT and cream harder than ever

IM ohio mega sigma tizzy gyat straight outta ohio

by OhioMaster January 11, 2024

Straighting

Straight dating (Straight + dating)

Straighting is sooo boring and basic.

The straighting scene sucks ass.

by LingDanc803 January 12, 2024

Straighte

Straight + date = straighte. A straight date.

I have a straighte tonight and I want to cancel.

Have you been on a straighte before? I highly don't recommend...

by LingDanc803 January 12, 2024

West Virginia straight pipe

When you fart in the pussy and fuck it and then she queefs it back out.

Me and Nancy did the West Virginia straight pipe last night and that shit hit the spot

by Magnum7240 January 15, 2024