Spinning Rhymes Closer To The Ladder As I Come Closer (Snakes And Ladder); The First Juvenile Release 《¿?》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are youa homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Spinning Rhymes Closer To The Ladder As I Come Closer (Snakes And Ladder); The First Juvenile Release 《¿?》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025

Bearded Snake

When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.

'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'

by Big goochie hillis October 10, 2016

Snake

Acting like a kaleem with slimy and obtuse behaviour.

She's got a boyfriend! Don't be a snake!

by Urbanswagking January 30, 2017

Snake

Someone you thought you could trust. Someone who you thought was your friend.

A snake doesn't betray you or talk shit about you. Xh

by Sssssssnake May 28, 2018

Snake

A snake isn’t just reptile. You can be a snake! If you’re a snake you’re a, cold blooded, liar, backstabbing bitch!

“Why would you say that about me? You’re such a snake.”

“He lied to me. He’s such a snake.”

by You’re welcome January 1, 2018

Snake Charmer

When a woman has such a sexy voice that she can make a man’s “snake” grow and make him attracted to her

Damn! Did you hear her sing!? Her voice is so sexy that they call her the “Snake Charmer!”

by FloofyPingas April 5, 2021

Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.

First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.

by 5ft6 April 5, 2021