Riding Jew

Bar Mitzvah’d men in the front of the car, everyone else in the back

Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front

Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew

by YahwehTheSlumpGod June 20, 2022

Aint that a ride on the mule

ain't that a ride on the mule is an expression used when someone is talking nonsense

Or isn't this a ride on the mule is used when something is going slow cause mules are slow

Henry: did you know when you taste hot sauce your head explodes

You: aint that a ride on the mule (than back this up with evidence) optionally

You: isn't this a ride on the mule
Henry: yeah this is pretty slow

by Yale historian July 5, 2021

Boogie Ride

See "walk."

It wasn't far to the lesbian picnic, so we took a boogie ride.

by Qwakker June 11, 2020

Ride On Car

Ride on cars are the coolest fucking thing ever invented.

"Ride on cars are the coolest fucking thing ever invented."

-Huggbees

by 8Bit_Cat July 28, 2024

Bosnian train ride

It is when u dont wanna pay for a train ticket and u just hide in the toilet for an hour cuz you are broke as shit

Willy : Fuck i dont have money for the ticket
Daniel: what are u gonna

Willy: guess i am doing the bosnian train ride

by Hard_willy July 25, 2022

Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them

P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.

by Toscanini March 14, 2021

Winona Ride

to ride something out

Jean: I'm so stressed about the test.

Billy Korn: Bro you should just Winona ride it out...

by oreolopez July 5, 2019