the fool's golden rule

If it was done to me, I can do it do you.

That dipshit JARemeee thinks its okay to be a dick, because somebody taught him the fool's golden rule. What a pleb.

by anonymous December 28, 2020

Rules of the Scare #1

Rule #1

If someone initiates a scare you have the RIGHT to scare them back twice to make up for the initial scare.

You can’t scare me twice! Yes I can stated in Rules of the scare #1 I have the right to scare you twice to make up for you starting the scare.

by Firehouse diaries October 25, 2020

The X+1 Rule

X is you, and Y is the person you are referring to. Y will always be one more than you are, no matter what, and is always better, sadly for you.

"I hate Joe so much. He always hits me with the X+1 Rule on the field.... He just always HAS to do it better than me."

by #swagzilla November 16, 2012

Quintuple Six Rule

Rule that women with high standards use to judge men. They require:

1.) Six figure salary+
2.) Six pack abs+
3.) Six inch penis+
4.) Six feet tall+
5.) Six years of college+(advanced degree)

We can’t date I go by the quintuple six rule.

by MysteriousSpoon April 2, 2021

right cock rule

Physics definition for rotating objects: take out your cock. Point it in the direction of velocity. Your cock will point along the axis of rotation in the direction of the angular velocity vector.

Student: how do I find the direction of angular velocity?
Teacher: use the right cock rule.

by mikanerd001 November 16, 2020

Rule #1 and #2

Rule #1 of fight club is you do not talk about fight club, Rule number 2 of fight club is you do not talk about FIGHT CLUB! These rules are from the hut 1999 film Fight Club

Hey Tyler what's rule #1 and #2.
Rule #1 of fight club is you do not talk about fight club, Rule number 2 of fight club is you do not talk about FIGHT CLUB!

by Dr Patrick McGowan December 8, 2022

Rule Number One

Don’t Die

Mom: “If your friends jump, would you?”
You: “Of course, just gotta live by Rule Number One”

by HoolioG July 10, 2020