Post Malone

To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.

Yo Derek, I accidently pulled a Post Malone today.

by poulravn August 21, 2020

Jesus posting

Jesus posting or just Jesusposting is a subsection of "shit posting" where you use religious quotes in a satirical manner

-Did you see Jake post that fucked up photo saying "embrace Jesus"

-Yeah He's just Jesus posting

by HenryS June 28, 2023

Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD)

The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.

Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend

by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023

Shit post

Shit post is a group line in Thailand shit post is a private group line that’s using for posting a YouTube video to watching with out advertisements. Thank you for reading

Today I’m gonna post this Video in shit post

by S_P_G February 25, 2021

post-taedium

The act of analyzing why you were bored after finding something to do.
This is taken from Latin “post-mortem,” with death being replaced with boredom. (That should be pretty self explanatory for any dumbasses out there reading this.)

your name here!: “Damn, did I really have shit all to do while I was laying in bed? I could’ve jerked off or something, but instead I’m here post-taedium playing some games.”

by Oklahoma Anal Man March 22, 2024

post on IG reels

Post on insta / instagram/ reels is what someone says when they watch a tiktok they don't like (usually for a dumb reason).
Instagram comments are much harsher and they want to see someone's downfall.

Person 1 : (sees a plus size content creator getting compliments)

Types "post on ig reels"

by ClownCat January 15, 2024

full post

A way to describe activities of nothingness. Feeling too lazy to even lift your finger to change the channel, often leading to a semi-vegetative state.

I wish this day would end, I can't wait til' I can get home, take a bong rip and go on full post...

by $ot$haman June 29, 2011