P

To adults: How to make children laugh.
To children: How to make adults angry.

(Adults)

Jim: Say the letter p
Bob: Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
(Children)
Jim: say the alphabet
Bob: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Jim: where’s the letter p
Bob: Half way down my leg

by Bexxybex July 1, 2021

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If someone types this, call an ambulance and don't let go. They will kill themselves from boredom.

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Naya: NO! I'm calling an ambulance, stay with me!

by `1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm, March 17, 2024

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jonathan P.

A guy who is very short , sometimes Is a head ass, and who has a very short temper.

"Hey do you know Jonathan P.?"
"Yeah dude, he's such a head ass "

by Headassqueen January 25, 2017

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Jo P

Sulking beta male who will never find his Mexican. Spellbound in simp town, no tears left to cry, man brain, a diabetic homosexual anomaly

Jo P walked into a Trap house

by Jojopeepee April 1, 2022

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p bunny

Procrastination bunny is originated from one of the Wulfi and Wraa comics on a tumblr blog. Wraa says hi to Wulfi but he sorta knows once he hangs out with Wraa he is not going to get anything done. He told Wraa to stay away but Wraa begs for watching only one tiny episode of Game of Thrones together. Four seasons later, Wulfi asks, "Why do you always do this to me?" Replied Wraa, "It's my job. Unlike you, I do my work."

Damn! P bunny didn't let me cook last night and I didn't bring any lunch today.

by p-bunny August 17, 2016

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Joseph P. Kennedy Sr.

The OG Kennedy, aka the founding father of America's most cursed political dynasty. Millionaire banker, bootlegger (allegedly), Hollywood hustler, and U.S. ambassador to the UK who somehow thought appeasing Hitler was a chill idea. Basically if Logan Roy had a Boston accent and Catholic guilt.
Known for being rich, ruthless, and real shady, Joseph P. was the type of guy who made deals behind the scenes, told his kids to smile for the cameras, and then tried to run the world from a dark oak-paneled study.
Secret antisemitic vibes? Yeah… definitely not so secret. The dude was openly saying things like “democracy is finished in England” and praising fascist regimes while Jews were being persecuted. Got pulled from his ambassador job because he was out here acting like Neville Chamberlain’s hype man on steroids.
Father of JFK, RFK, and Teddy, but also lobotomized his daughter Rosemary because she was “too independent.” Family man? More like Game of Thrones: Massachusetts edition.

Joseph P. Kennedy Sr. made a fortune, raised a bunch of future politicians, and still somehow fumbled the bag by talking too much about Hitler.

by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025

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