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ninja monkey

the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they

can live on.
gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes

gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
by ninjamonkey101 November 13, 2011
mugGet the ninja monkeymug.

ninja

most commonly a word used instead of the n-word
HEY NINJA

OH YOU FUCKING MESSED UP NOW NINJA
mugGet the ninjamug.

Ninja

1. A stealthy, agile person who is usually very good with hand to hand combat and is good with marshal arts

2. A cry baby, epic calling, fortnite playing, entitle, cant make people floss, ligma having, overpaid, stupid, blue haird bitch boy, in other words, Richard Tyler Blevins.
1. Wow youre so stealthy like a ninja
2.FUCKED YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
by Donald Duck WHY August 1, 2020
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninja

Someone who always bans innocent people on fortnite for no reason and is known for his cringe after getting ligma
I killed ninja and I’ll get banned from fortnite
by Fortnitekid1234567 December 9, 2018
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninja

Famous Fortnite player that made the game more played, played with Drake, Travis Scott, and Juju. He also used to play PUBG, and makes $500,000 a MONTH playing Fortnite Battle Royale.
Bro did you see Ninja's new YouTube video? He got 29 kills in a solo-squad!!!
by iDoodle Ant May 16, 2018
mugGet the Ninjamug.

ninja bewtz

shoes that have wheels but are still quiet and deadly by touch.(except for the ninja)
Often used by ninja who cant afford a skateboard or invisible bicycle.
ninja bob: hey ho check out these new ninja bewtz.
minglee: wow man those are so cool! can i touch them
ninja bob: sure, i wanted you dead anyway.
by crazieXninja October 21, 2008
mugGet the ninja bewtzmug.

Ninja

The Ninja Says: TF YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT. HAHAHAHA..SA..HAHAHAH. YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH.
by Sp00pD0gg May 16, 2019
mugGet the Ninjamug.

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