On April 12th it is national Dick slap day. All ladies should grab at least one dick and the guy won’t mind.
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robert: why?!?
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robert: why?!?
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by Roberttgemanhoe May 25, 2018
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Person 2: No i slapped Mr.Mikecawk
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by Mikecawk January 21, 2020
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