Post-page hard-on (PPH)

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.

Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

by docjustincredible May 29, 2015

Hard Brock

The place in Brockenhurst college where the coolest kids in town hang out and chill getting food - they also blast out the tunes on MTV.

Mate have you heard the hard brock its like the place that all the danielle and emily's hang!

by Conny Frank January 20, 2011

Hard hitting image

Someone who thinks they hit a lot harder than they actually do.

He/she always talked about being a hard hitter, or how his/her songs, writing, or words were somehow hard hitting, to make it sound tougher than it was. He/she had a hard hitting image to defend.

by Solid Mantis January 02, 2021

hard as balls

something that isn't very hard at all (cause balls aren't hard?)

Person 1: I ran a marathon the other day.
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Hard as balls!

by aidanterrenceronaldhuntjungleb July 24, 2021

Hard Knock Life

When someone feels entitled to knock hard on your door, they think you are obligated to them in some way. It is a very disrespectful power-move. People who respect you, are scared of you, or owe you something wont knock hard on your door; they will text and say, "I'm here. :)"

"You think I am in danger? No, I am the danger. You think when someone opens their door and gets shot, it'd be me? No, I am the one who knocks" -Breaking Bad

"It's a hard knock life for us" -Orphan Annie & Jay-Z

by JewJuBee July 19, 2018

hard knock life

From the musical Annie. Also background soundtrack for "fail compilations" and snuff/rekt videos.

It's the hard knock life.

by sigmundur March 31, 2018

hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 05, 2019