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free pass

Something that allows seniors to get extra (hours of recreational) screen time with less stringent behavior requirement, even when they are equally prone the negative effects of excessive screen time as children and adolescents
It's like seniors get a free pass when it comes to screen time—while we're jumping through hoops for a few extra minutes, they’re binge-watching shows without a care in the world!
by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025
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nigels free parking

using dead mums parking disability badges. spaz fraud
by mrs tosser November 12, 2025
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Platform-free

When you take a news detox and delete all or almost all of your soc-med accounts.
Being platform-free is when you voluntarily deplatform yourself
by Sexydimma November 15, 2025
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get out of jail free card

When a person that uses every system ever humanly made and finds you more useful out of jail when its a high risk. You're given a list you must follow exactly after committing a crime or being set-up/framed for a crime and are stuck. So it looks like you're best friend just handed you a golden ticket aka get out of jail free card"

This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.
He said follow the list exactly, my low could become a high, if I get my shopping list done ands pass, it's a get out of jail free card and maybe the monopoly man too! Change of fate....
by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025
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free speech platform

1. A platform that claims people can say whatever they feel, but when tested actually censors speech criticizing right-wing politics
2. A platform that actually does post everything people say, but ends up censored anyway because anything meaningful gets buried under more "correct" topics and probably never seen
1. I posted facts about Trump's connection to tax evasion on a free speech platform. It was promptly removed by the moderators.
2. I posted my theory about Sonic the Hedgehog on a free speech platform because the mainstream Sonic fandom was attacking it. But it just got covered up by Fortnite stuff. Guess my speech still isn't free.
by TheRootSquad November 22, 2025
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Free talk night

It’s where you say things without getting judged
a: I call free talk night

B: UsU
by Aven_69 November 28, 2025
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