egg wife

my wife that cheated on me

me: bro my egg wife cheated on me
my friend: yeah i fucked her

me: isn’t she like a lesbian wtf

by saf -.- December 27, 2020

Ivern Eggs

those honeyfruits from league of legends that restore health and mana.

"bro, i'm so low"
"just go grab some Ivern Eggs"
"great idea"

by gimme Lamp February 1, 2021

Egg Boss

Egg Boss is mad, he is going to queef all over you

OMG ITS EGG BOSS WE FINNA GET QUEEFED ON

by Egg Boss February 10, 2023

eggs aight

When you're making a delicious, unique combination of eggs and anything you find in your fridge in a frying pan and someone looks and asks what you're cooking. EGGS AIGHT!

Hey, what is that you're cooking? .....Eggs aight.

by Mitchq January 19, 2018

Scotch Egg

A woman who begs for anal because she is crazy and/or constipated

Betty must be backed up because she wants me to give her a Scotch Egg

by TeaBagginsMcGee March 29, 2024

steakon and eggs

Steak bacon and eggs for breakfast, normally consumed by fat gunshop owners

"Andy is so fat he thinks he invented steakon and eggs"

by cdjp84 June 21, 2021

egg goo

Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.

Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.

He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !

by Debyumyum February 1, 2023