Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut

When a piece of toilet paper is left on your no no square after you’ve cleaned up from sex.

After we got done boning we cleaned up and went to bed. When I woke up to use the bathroom I noticed some of Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut left on my weiner.

by EricMrMarshall December 7, 2023

Bob and Dave

The 2 characters in all of my urban dictonary definitions, they appear together, or only one of them, they are sometimes seen as friends, sometimes seen as enemies, and their mainly just placeholder characters

Bob: Hi dave!
Dave: Hi bob!
Bob and Dave: We are Bob and Dave!

by the worst guy ever December 15, 2023

bob

bob does not forgive

bob does not forgive

by critical716 December 16, 2023

Bob

A gay guy who's in a relationship with Rob

Person A: Do you remember Bob? I've heard that he's married now with Rob.
Person B: Wow, that's amazing!

by bob'salterego July 20, 2023

Bob

A person with a 24 inch penis.

Stop showing me your 24 inch penis, Bob!

by arxhangel July 22, 2023

bob dylan

basketball as mf you got your belt snatched where yo belt at

bob dylan is a stinking monk

by bob dillonator July 27, 2023

Billy Bob Joe

One of the oldest aliases of a man known as 'Joe Willy'. Billy Bob Joe is a psychopath who flew a remote control plane into a nearby helicopter, killing three civilians in the process. Billy Bob Joe was last seen arguing with the coast guard, saying quote, "I'll blow up Africa in ten years if you don't tell me where Washington D.C is". He later found and raided Washington D.C, killing twelve on duty officers and wounding five more, before escaping through a mine shaft.

Billy Bob Joe is an insane lunatic. Anyone who sees him should shoot on sight.
A fucking murderer.

by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023