by LexyTheSexy December 3, 2021

The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019

tim/yo has a massive dick
by tim/yo fan 333 September 14, 2021

When you wanna scrap with someone who is talking mad shit, getting disrespectful, or steps to you with an attitude.
John: You a punk ass bitch Michael.
Michael: You better shut the hell up John before I start to jump in yo ass.
Michael: You better shut the hell up John before I start to jump in yo ass.
by Chupapi16 February 20, 2023

{yoh-goh} – adjective, Informal.
To dance foolishly while thinking of world peace. (See: Yoga + Go-Go)
To dance foolishly while thinking of world peace. (See: Yoga + Go-Go)
To remain agile, she attended night classes on yo-go and sighed for the relief of all suffering within the third world.
by yogogo May 4, 2011
