Social Assurancer (noun) 1) A person who uses Social Media platform or presence to offer hope, encouragement, and optimism as an anchor in one’s life.
2) An online influencer who specializes in lifting up people who are down.
2) An online influencer who specializes in lifting up people who are down.
I Love my Social Assurancer. I can always count on them to give me hope and encouragement when I’m getting beat up online.
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Get the Socialism mug.Also known as ‘white people social’ or ‘white woman social’ as this type of social interaction is most regularly used between two white women.
Definition:
To be overly nice to someone whom you either actively dislike or just aren’t interested in interacting with, but don’t want to cause a scene and risk disrupting the social order.
-The interaction is extremely disingenuous and is basically an over-the-top version of the basic “hi how are you” “I’m good how bout you”.
-Pet names such as “hun”, “sweet”, “darling” are often used. Interactions are always brief lasting up to 7 back and forth rounds of conversation but usually only 4.
-To an outside observer, this often looks like an interaction between lifelong best friends.
Definition:
To be overly nice to someone whom you either actively dislike or just aren’t interested in interacting with, but don’t want to cause a scene and risk disrupting the social order.
-The interaction is extremely disingenuous and is basically an over-the-top version of the basic “hi how are you” “I’m good how bout you”.
-Pet names such as “hun”, “sweet”, “darling” are often used. Interactions are always brief lasting up to 7 back and forth rounds of conversation but usually only 4.
-To an outside observer, this often looks like an interaction between lifelong best friends.
Tiffany: Jane! So nice to see you!! Have you been doing? *huge hug and cheek kisses*
Jane: well howdy, hun! I’ve been great! How are you and the kids?
Tiffany: Everyone is doing great! Jake just graduated from NYU and Lily is pregnant with a baby girl!
Jane: Fantastic! Send them my love!! See you later. *walks away*
John: I had no idea you and Tiffany were so close.
Jane: what? No, I can’t stand that bitch. I was just being country social
Jane: well howdy, hun! I’ve been great! How are you and the kids?
Tiffany: Everyone is doing great! Jake just graduated from NYU and Lily is pregnant with a baby girl!
Jane: Fantastic! Send them my love!! See you later. *walks away*
John: I had no idea you and Tiffany were so close.
Jane: what? No, I can’t stand that bitch. I was just being country social
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Get the get off of social media mug.If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996
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Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then
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