Religion I can get behind

Do you even hear yourself?

Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes

Atlantic-Canadian slang phrase, means somebody is ugly.

"Look at that girl, man."
"Yeah, face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes."

by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022

my horn can pierce the sky

Princess Unicorn's catchphrase
Season: 5 Episode:11

This year its a doll-half girl half unicorn. Catchphrase:my horn can pierce the sky

by Muse terrt November 6, 2020

Spray Can Alabaster

paint or makeup up seal of ivory or alabaster white on a dark skin complexion to look white, usually goes by, African, asian, or Mexican who uses white paint like alabaster, ivory, or egg shell white, to cultural appropriate mainly European or British or white cultures, without cultural acceptance. Usually means a passer.

Oh, that white milky face Jane Seymour from the Tudor series is considered a spray can alabaster, but she's probably says she more so from up north, like China. In China they say milky face.

by Quizzicalbrowed January 3, 2024

.....If He Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If He Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If He Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

can

Someone who is simply amazing, takes your breath away, leaves you with a smile on your face. The boy of your dreams. Someone who will always be there for you, cheers you up, never makes you upset and also doesn't lie or cheat. ALWAYS HONEST. Reminds you how lucky he is to have you, tells you how beautiful you are regardless what you look like. The boy you never want to lose. The one you love no matter what and he loves you no matter what.

Can is the perfect boy!

by alexxx333666 January 1, 2017

Michigan trash can

Something you call someone when they speak with a heavy Michigan accent.

Michigan trash can: Wanna go swim in the kreek?
Man: bitch do you mean Creek?
MTC: Yeah the kreek.
Man: I'm calling the cops you Michigan trash can.

by Daddy_Is_Saddy May 28, 2018