J-5

A dude who’s probably the 5th in line in the Jojo series and the name got so whack that they just shortened it to a letter and numeral

Person1: Yo thats jojoliciously jotaro jojo the 5th!
Person2:That’s way too long just call him J-5

by NotoriousTable April 12, 2020

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Hi 5

Crappy cringy kid show thingy that originally aired on Australia Channel 9 and ABC Kids. Often distracted by puppets and contains people who can't sing. The producers try to use autotune. Their most famous songs are Wish Upon A star and Love. Creepy uh? Often distracted by steve and tim (boys) who sings high and cannot sing good.

I hate hi 5

by JadenTheMoose April 17, 2022

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Beast of Level 5

The Beast of Level 5 is an cephalopedic humanoid who only appears to travelers with low sanity. It is debated if it actually exist outside of hallucinations.

Meet The Beast of Level 5, and you may never return.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

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My Dick Long And It Is Called <5`~`3/7-8`~`7/`~`7-8>

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

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5 aside football

A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.

Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match

Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.

by Footballisgaybro June 4, 2021

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Grade 5

If you’re in grade 5 and goes to Videdals privet school your gay and if you’re teacher is named Robin and he’s bald your family is going to die
(if your named Rabby or Danilo your extra gay)

Brooooo I just got gay because I’m in grade 5

by Hack33m July 29, 2025

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