q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work

Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022

c (light-speed)

c, or the speed of light, is the speed of which photons travel in a vacuum, A.K.A. the fastest speed in the universe.
To travel at/exceed this speed would result in breaking the fabric of space-time.
c = 299,792,458 meters per second = 671,000,000 miles per hour

The new spaceship, Exr-C2 can travel at 0.6 * c (light-speed), or 60% of the speed of light.

by QwertyPixel February 9, 2023

lily c.

a lily c. is a girl who is nice and funny but has liked your boyfriend before. you wanna be her friend but you hate her because she is friends with your toxic ex best friend and you wanna beat her ass up but you also wanna kiss her pretty lips but also caution her about being friend with that girl.

friend #1: hey you saw that new girl? shes a totally lily c.
friend #2: oh yeah fr!

by I_LOVE_DRDOTSWIFT April 7, 2023

:C

It's a emoji that you use when you're sad.

I got 0 in my exam :C

by Emoji _Master March 25, 2021

pre-C

“The Before Times” takes too long to say.

“Pre-C” stands for “previous to the coronavirus” or “before the coronavirus” or “pre-coronavirus” depending on who you ask.

Think, 2010’s era action movie...

Can you hear Bruce Willis’ voice saying “I was a carpenter... pre-C and then everything was taken from me” just before he gets on a motorcycle?!

coined by @strikeslipmusic aka Daniel. make me famous pls, also I love you, and I hope you’re staying safe.

Pre-C I was a bartender... I loved talking to my regulars.

Hey remember pre-C when celebrities were relevant?

The final days of the US being a superpower we’re pre-C, and then China and Russia took over.

by strikeslipmusic May 12, 2020

c u next tuesday

(C u next tuesday) is the nice way to call your boss or someone you really dislike a (c.u.n.t ) without getting a write up at work or fired ...or without hurting the person you dislike feelings.. Or another definition is that you just dont want someone knowing your calling them a (c.u.n.t) and you can laugh about it without them catching on to what your talking about...

Your boss yells at you and you respectfully say ok boss ill ( c u next tuesday) as you walk away happy that you called them a (c.u.n.t) and they have no clue what your talking about.

by parachute bandit August 24, 2016

C

C C C C FULL SPONGEBOB BACKACNE C RETARD DUMBASS STINKY PURPLE BACK BLACK BEATER IN SHOWER SOAKING IT UP.

He's Cing out again...

AYYYY C DAP ME UP "failed dap up" NAH NAH NAH AGAIN AYYYYY DAP ME UP

YO LEMME GET AUX "Plays Throw"

by SWAMPY C May 31, 2023