Translated from Bulgarian (Бадемово Щастие), Almond Happiness comes from a R34 post of Almond Cookie, a character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. In the image Almond Cookie showed naked with his arms crossed, while his body and dick (happiness) is hyper (the character's anatomy is unrealistically large). It can also be used to name a person who's dick is hard as Almond Cookie.
Valyo: You remind me of Almond Cookie with your hard dick...
Bartolov: Really? My Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие) is ready to penetrate you..
Bartolov: Really? My Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие) is ready to penetrate you..
by dihanov October 29, 2024
Get the Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие)mug. That feeling you get when you see your friends after a long time and you think: wow I’m so thankful to have such idiots in my life.
Me, watching my friends fight over who’s the kinkiest: I can’t believe you’re the dumbasses that bring me happiness
Them: wait, we all forgot YOU’RE the most sexually open!!
Me: I-
Them: wait, we all forgot YOU’RE the most sexually open!!
Me: I-
by cinnaguk May 6, 2019
Get the Happinessmug. the smart, savvy, saving, shopper. Uses coupons wisely, is organized, never pays full price for anything, has on a happy go lucky face. Happy face = happy wallet.
by sea rock February 19, 2011
Get the Happy Go Couponmug. by Xie Lian June 16, 2024
Get the Happymug. by Perseus Rose September 14, 2015
Get the happy cloudsmug. 
When having sex, you pull out and cum in a neat line ready for her to snort and ingest your steaming hot jizz in a Pablo Escobar fashion.
by pseudonymphomania March 11, 2015
Get the Happy Pablomug.