straight white

1: Cocaine.

2: A "straight white male", a term used either as a symbol of pride by the scummiest possible people (racist sexist homophobic Neo-Nazis) or derogatorily by SJWs.

1:

Druggie: "I'm gonna go snort some of the straight white and be right back, 'kay?"

2.1:

Neo-Nazi Fanfic: "It is the year 2050, I am the last straight white male. This is my story."

2.2:
You: "People like Andrew Tate deserve to be arrested."
SJW: "Shut up. You're a straight white male and straight white males are the end of the world!"

by PLMMJ December 7, 2023

Straight Buddy Cuzin'

Acting or speaking out of line when talking with friends.

Your straight buddy cuzin' bro.

by UDStoop October 14, 2010

Baby Straight

A straight male who lacks experience in straight activities

Adam has never caught a football until his freshman year of college.

Adam is a baby straight.

by Whoreo II May 30, 2018

Marcus Straight

The direct antihisus of "Marcus Gay" Only an urban legend, as none have been found.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Marcus' girlfriend?
Guy 2: Haha, there's no way he can be Marcus Straight, you're funny

by Get Lucky October 20, 2018

straight kids

a group full of eight people
that are definitely ANYTHING but straight

lmao look at them
they are so gay
no. they are straight kids..

by nicolicek January 8, 2022

Straight up

A phrase used by someone who’s tellinno lie or bein foreal

Yo I’ll kill somebody for my dawg straight up

by Smittycent2330 October 20, 2018

Straight Line Simulator

Mario Kart World.

Why play on actual racetracks when you can play a straight line simulator between those racetracks?

by JPLangley September 16, 2025