When you ejaculate into your ancestor's ashes and let the ashes get wet and doughy and use it as play-doh
Me: I just busted a nut into my grandma's urn and I use it as Artificial Play-doh
Friend: What the fuck.
Friend: What the fuck.
by Im outside your window May 10, 2021

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tara likes sais feet
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fnaf farter discord server
tara likes sais feet
tara, sai, eliza, maddy, banne, dulce, creeda, leorio, hange, mady, soosh, keki, shun, carrot, sage, or4nge
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by taraissexy69 January 31, 2022

Inserting the middle and ring finger into the vagina and massaging the g spot with rapid vigorous motion to guarantee a nice squirt squirt aka down syndrome of the vagina
by Nuttsack916 February 22, 2025

by Kimosabi January 31, 2018

When someone actively interrupts, blocks, or derails another person’s attempt to flirt, rizz, or joke their way into someone’s heart. Usually done in group settings or livestreams, this is the playful art of stopping your friend from “cooking.” You’re not protecting anyone from danger—you’re protecting them from success.
It’s like being a romantic goalie: your entire job is to stop their shot from landing.
It’s like being a romantic goalie: your entire job is to stop their shot from landing.
“I was trying to talk to her at the party, but Chris kept playing defense like I owed him rent.”
“Lacy always plays defense when Marlon starts rizzing—it’s like she trains for it.”
“Bro stop playing defense and let me cook.”
“Lacy always plays defense when Marlon starts rizzing—it’s like she trains for it.”
“Bro stop playing defense and let me cook.”
by genzluv July 19, 2025

Playing Confidence man is when a guy willing dates or acts interested in a woman to raise her self esteem
by Mrpayday February 21, 2017

A person that is a hoe not knowing that everybody already knew about them
A person who try's to talk to a persons friend even thou that friend already knows how they are
A girl or guy that isn't good at being a flirt or a player
A person who try's to talk to a persons friend even thou that friend already knows how they are
A girl or guy that isn't good at being a flirt or a player
by Babygirl🎀 June 30, 2014
