Summer All-American

Someone who is a college runner that visits Boulder or Flagstaff during the summer and only talks about being All-American in cross country. These athletes usually hammer easy runs, finish outside the top 150, or never make it to nationals.

Andrew: You see those “Summer All-Americans” hammering their long run at Mags.

by Runnerboy69 December 8, 2023

American

An American is a fat, lazy bastard who takes pride in their country and whose diet usually consists of fast food, chips, chocolate, and other candies. They also. Like to believe every stereotype theyve ever heard of.

Tucker John Smith Sneed Anderson James Joey Thomas Steve Conner JR: I'M AMERICAN 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️ 🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🔥️🔥️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Random guy: What the actual fuck am I doing here?

by Ciancoolguy September 17, 2023

American

An overused, outdated, offensive term for United States citizens.

Stop calling United States citizens Americans. Canadian, Mexican, Caribbean, Central and South American citizens are Americans too because this is North and South America.

by CN19M3P41C July 12, 2023

American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto April 24, 2018

American competition

Whoever can be the biggest dick to another person, wins a gun.

I got my Deagle when I burned my roommate's Quran yesterday in an American competition.

by Nickboyy September 3, 2017

American Curl

A regent twist on a classic pet

Person A: What’s an American curl?
Person B: A regular cat but with cool ears

by meevin December 20, 2021

American Trio

A coffee, water, and alcoholic beverage that are consumed in the same sitting. Typically the beverages are sipped in no particular order such that one can hydrate, caffeinate, and pregame simultaneously

I was tired and thirsty before going out on Friday night so I decided to pregame with an American Trio.

by Studio 95 April 9, 2022