Jake

Anyone named Jake should be juggling Pieters balls.

Person 1: Jake, theres a guy named Pieter in your class
Jake: I must juggle his balls

by Truth11334 November 14, 2023

Jake

A guy that’s a hoe , sleeps with all the girls he sees even if they are to fat to bend over

Jake slept with my best friend

by Lil bruhhhhhh November 10, 2019

Jake

Ultimate rice eater

Jake eats rice

by Joe_5965065 January 28, 2022

Jake kavanagh

A jake kavanagh is a person that can never be wrong and gets attached to women easily

Hes doing a jake Kavanagh on it

by Nig33r November 23, 2021

Jake

The worst person ever. Hes your best friend then hes a dick.

Jake: hi how are you
Me:good
To years later

Jake: what's up lazy bones
Me:shut up

by Tristan brenner October 30, 2019

Jake Adams

Special child who has no friends

Jake adams is over there all alone

by Cueb hzuadf September 20, 2020

jake off

(verb) to masturbate or goon

friend: hey i cant stop jaking off. wanna join my jake sesh?

me: yay let's jake off

by alexce; January 17, 2024