Jake

Jake is mostly know as a complete bender with most people and all the others dont really acknowlege his existence.
A jake usually has a tiny cock and is a complete wet cake.
Girl 1: jeez look at that guy he is soo ugly
Girl 2 : I bet he is a jake he probably has a tiny cock!

Wow my dick is small people are going to think my name is jake

by Shuff885 November 23, 2021

Jake

Likes to sniff carpets and has a man-gina and is a goblin gooner

Hi jake
Jake: *sniffs carpet*

by user12916286271 October 7, 2025

im jaking it

A meme originating from an edited screenshot of Jake the Dog from Adventure Time, featuring a suggestive and awkward pose with exaggerated sound effects (like clapping) in the background. The phrase "I'm jaking it" is humorously spoken by Jake in the meme, playing on crude humor and absurdity. It is typically used to reference a silly or inappropriate situation, often in a deliberately exaggerated and comedic way.

Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: " im jaking it."

by 🥀🥀💔💔 April 28, 2025

jake

so basically, hes a guy who never has time for study groups and doesn't give cranes ig

A jake will say "what do you mean by study group" "i don't have tome for those"

by N.A and KA and A.S via insta November 2, 2021

Jake Paul

Gay.

Jake Paul is gay and retarded .

And is also a pussy to fight Ksi.
Douchetuber.

Jake paul is gay. Gay=Jake Paul

by Niceman_123 March 20, 2021

Jake

Typically a man who doesn’t support his child for years then has another child with another woman and then he wants to be apart of his first kids life, but only because the new girl is making him.

Did you use a condom? You don’t want to end up with a Jake.

by Totesgerman September 3, 2020

Jake

Jake is a Chadly gentleman with a massive ding dong. Dude throws bars in English and is a god at biology. Plants are his specialty and women are his game. His dance moves are exactly 10,000 times better than the following mortal dancer.

Where is Jake.

In the bathroom unrolling his dingulus

by mypseydonymbirch October 20, 2021