Urban Dictionary Volunteer Editors

The person group that have no life and tend to reject your word definition submissions.
These people are the largest virgins known to man, not even 4chan members can compete.

Friend: You should define that word and publish it on Urban Dictionary
Me: Good idea let me do it.
*10 minutes later*
Editors: We have rejected your word.
Me: Oh no the Urban Dictionary Volunteer Editors rejected my word :(

by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020

Why does this Dictionary exist?

Nobody knows.

Hello, why does this Dictionary exist?
Idk, cause why not.

by ngbhjgzug March 25, 2020

the secret side of the urban dictionary

Huh, you searched this, search 1243566

So I can post this I’ll say it: the secret side of the urban dictionary

by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020

The back side of the urban dictionary

Hi! Well uh, thi is even more secret than the secret side uh... Heres the nutrition info of the urban dictionary then.

CALORIES
150
Calcium 40mg 2%
Carbohydrate Total 18g 6%
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
Total Calories 150
Total Fat 8g 10%

Total Fat Saturated Fat 1g 6%

Total Fat Trans Fatty Acids 0g
Iron 0.3mg 0%
Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
Potassium 50mg 0%
Sodium 210mg 9%
Protein 2g
Sugars 1g
IQ 0.000000001 mg
And that is the nutrition info of the back side of the urban dictionary

by i killed my wife for children March 31, 2023

Average Urban Dictionary Writer

The average urban dictionary writer will make any word seem sexual, literally any word.

Mark: Hey man, can you tell me what the word 'sit' means?
Average Urban Dictionary Writer: It means that a girl sat on a mans penis

by got that 2mm May 6, 2022

Is Urban Dictionary my mom?

"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.

Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"

Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."

Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""

Or

Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care

by FelledJudge January 10, 2022

Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines

Rules no one fucking cares about

someone: i made a definition for your name on Urban Dictionary
person 2: isn’t that against Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines?
person 1: who fucking follows those

by miseryxx January 12, 2022