Canadian Beer Wizard

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.

I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***

by anonymous March 17, 2023

hotdogging a beer

when you attempt to shot gun a beer and you can’t pop the tab and the liquid sprays everywhere and dribbles down your chin. it usually ends up being an ordeal that takes longer than just chugging it.

damn it, billy’s hotdogging a beer again.

by marinara.mouth March 19, 2023

Beer Bottle Challenge

Take a beer bottle of your choice, any size, extra large encouraged, and shove it up your keester and try to yank that puppy out.

Little Johnny tried to impress the crew with the good ol beer bottle challenge by pounding a mickeys in his bhole. Couldn't pull her out, ended up in the ER.

by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole March 22, 2023

Root beer float

When 6 gay guys take turns shitting into a bathtub full of water then proceed to fuck eachother while swimming in it

"I had a good root beer float with the boys last night"

by Marmadue March 31, 2023

Beer and Ice Lasagna

When you expertly pack a cooler with layers of ice and beer cans to go fishin'

Gonna go down to the river and bring the beer and ice lasagna!

by TayterTot107 April 2, 2023

k, beers on me

some weird old guy saying it idfk

'k, beers on me'

by URLOCALFLOP January 13, 2023

beer beav

When a woman gets a yeast infection after getting eaten out by a beer drinker.

I accidentally gave my girlfriend beer beav after chugging Natty Lights all night.

by palabrameister January 25, 2023