tea bag

tea bag. a term for an elderly/old person - inparticular, beligerent and grumpy old people stuck in their prehistoric and judgemental ways.

Old woman : "Put that cigarette out you filthy young cretin"

Young smoker to freind : "Did you hear what that old tea bag just said?!"

by not_a_tea_bag November 23, 2009

tea bag

In the game of Halo, the act of squatting up and down repeatedly over a master chief or elite character that you have just killed simulating placing your scrotum in their mouth.

After slaying Toxic Jet with my sword I proceeded to tea bag his ass.

by Blondie5150 February 28, 2009

hand bag

An emasculated man; a man who lets his girlfriend or wife carry his balls around in her purse.

"Dave is such a hand bag, his girlfriend made him stop drinking."

by 16.5 December 9, 2008

touche bag

(tOOsh-bag)-(n.)-in reference to the french word touche, it refers to an individual who is too much of a pompus ass to just accept defeat and must instead get the last word in stating, "touche."

That Nick Austin sure is a touche bag.

by nick6 November 27, 2006

t-bag

The action of your scrotum against a girl's chin when you have your penis in her mouth — similar to a tea bag hanging out of a cup of tea.

Get on your knees and t-bag my balls!

by silly_sad_machine October 6, 2006

douche bag

synonym to being a great asshole

Cristina Dobrynina is such a Douche Bag andwill remain the one forever

by Dennis April 10, 2005

dime bag

The most amazing Fu*&ing guitar player ever to grace the Heavy metal stage.
Dimebag was The kindest man in metal, and the man with a heart the SIZE OF TEXAS!
Taken from us on 12/8, but given back in spirit EVERY DAY!!!

See "The Great Sothern Trendkill" "Coyboys From Hell" "Vulgar Display Of Power" "Far Beyond Driven" "New Found Power" And Much, Much, Much More!
Dime bag didnt play the guitar, he played his soul

by Kris Marano September 3, 2008