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snake squad

The best fuckers in the land! They are great in bed, and they can kick ur ass in CSGO. Nigger killers through and through!
Oh shit here comes snake squad
by Hitlerdakilla May 22, 2017
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Snake Tamer

noun
A term used in some a corporate settings to describe a person who is categorized by their competence to harness the abilities of snakes on the team in order to accomplish the mission assigned to the group. Snake tamers often exhibit the following qualities:
1.) Patience
2.) Thoughtfulness

3.) Ownership of their responsibilities

4.) Reliability
5.) Slow to anger
A Snake tamer’s approach to snakes is different than that of most people. Understanding that snakelike individuals are venomous, passive aggressive, and potentially backstabbing, the tamer must gain the snake’s trust first before harnessing their abilities for the whole corporate team. This is process is figuratively known as “harvesting the anti-venom”. At first it may seem like a manipulative move from the tamer, however, they are totally open about what they are trying to do and they will even openly admit it to the snake because they want everyone to work together to have success thus limiting the “backbiting” in the office.
“Dude did you see what our new project manner did?! He got Mark to be honest with him! I overheard the whole conversation in his office. The guy is such a snake tamer.”
by foxda5th July 27, 2022
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Snake

Steve was talking to Ally, she seemed nice but she turned out to be a snake just using Steve.
by Billion24 May 9, 2016
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In the snake den

When you miss school due to uncontrollable mud snake explosions at the toilet.
“Bro you coming into school today?”
Nah dude I’m in the snake den from all those PBRs and pot pies I had last night.
by Paddle thwacker April 4, 2023
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Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.
First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.
by 5ft6 April 5, 2021
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Snake

by Iamthing June 25, 2018
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Snake

A Snake - Someone That You Can't Trust

Comes from the fact that snakes have both male and female sex organs. And how can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?
Hey you know that girl? Yeah she's a snake
by Alfiefogg December 10, 2017
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