McMaster University

A Canadian University that, since the CoVID-19 pandemic, had been taken over by a cabal of sadistic perverts led by President David Farrar and Provost Susan Tighe. Most of the university budgets were diverted to the frequent circlejerks upper administrative board of governors partakes in.

In 2022 following unprecedented inflation, McMaster failed to respond to its teaching assistants union's request for contract renewal months, resulting in a strike. On Twitter, David Farrar tweeted saying news of TA's hardship had made the board of governor so horny that they couldn't get out of their circlejerk for 5 months (thus couldn't respond to the union during that time).

The admin circlejerk continued its operation everyday during the TA strike, with no one coming to the table (despite union representatives being at the table every day), thus prolonging the strike.
McMaster University administration love their circlejerks
by Susan Tighe December 04, 2022
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Universal

Yeah, see, universal basic income is fine but that's ne me getting credit for me shit. And in the words of He Who Was: I am not PEOPLE.
Hym "Can I just go on for a second about how fucking dope Baldur's Gate 3 is? It's so dope! I feel like they had me in mind when they were making it and I love it. The gameplay is great. It proves that turned-based games aren't a relic of the past and that people still want to play them. The story is great. Is Kethric Thorm Omni-man!? Kethric Thorm is metal! 'Try again.' That shit was hard! He sounds like Omni-Man. I could probably google it... Whatever, it's GOOD though. The game is great! It has some of the characters from the first Baldur's Gate (Which I also bought). A little glitchy. After you get the illithid flight perk for evolving your parasite, your up button on the d-pad changes to fly instead of jump but for some reason it inevitably always default BACK TO JUMP. But that's all just petty stuff. An INSANE amount of replay value! The Dlc possibilities are endless. I'd like to see a Race Dlc that lets you play as Lionin or Aracoan? Is that what it's called? The Birdman? It's great. I'm playing a Transgender Female Drow Ranger/Rogue! You probably thought this was about 'universal basic income' or something but no... It just Baldur's Gate 3."
by Hym Iam December 25, 2023
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University of Lethbridge

STI Haven, the definition of Gino, never go here this place is hell on earth.
University of Lethbridge, the place where dreams go to die. Remember the bridge
by jhammer6 October 28, 2023
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Hog universality

A phenomena most likely coined by Twitch streamer, political commentator HasanAbi.
When conspiracy theories like QAnon echo around the world and become universal amongst supporters of certain types of governments.
„Supporters of religious fundamentalist governments will always be like „Yea, there's a deep state”
That's insane
„The hog universality is real”
by Manhia July 31, 2024
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Universal remnant blackhole

A blackhole that was created by a dying (exploding, collapsing, etc.) universe.
'The previous universe grew so cold that all the stars faded into blackholes, merged and eventually grew into a universal remnant blackhole, which was so massive that it swallowed the entire universe, but fear not for a new universe could be reborn from it.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022
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This Kid University

In 2023, This Kid University (TKU) was founded and established for students that have silly or mindless moments. It is often associated with the phrase “This kid” and can be used in a wide variety of contexts.
I graduated from This Kid University.

This kid… He belongs at TKU!
by belvitasandwich February 19, 2024
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universal screw over theory

(noun)
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.

It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
John waived his right against Kelly when Kelly screwed him over, so by the universal screw over theory, he has to let Kelly off the hook when Kelly treats him impudently.
by Resbyall July 16, 2014
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