name for someone that likes going so fucking fast to the point where they are redlining the shit out their engine causing engine damage (driving so fast, top speed of the car is often achieved.)
Me: “Yo gangg, you gotta come thru i heard some BBL DEMONS were pulling up to the party in a few”
Gang: “SAY LE$$$$$. i’m going “top speed””
*gang never made it to the party :\*
Gang: “SAY LE$$$$$. i’m going “top speed””
*gang never made it to the party :\*
by AllBlackLex November 16, 2023
Get the Top Speedmug. Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
Email subject line by Karen -
TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
by #NotYourTherapist August 17, 2024
Get the Top Urgentmug. by JewishMeister November 5, 2019
Get the Top Five Vibesmug. guy tops a girl
when a guy is shifting/meeting a girl and he slides her hands up under her top and bra and squeezes her tits
beware, if done without asking first get ready for a kick in the balls
when a guy is shifting/meeting a girl and he slides her hands up under her top and bra and squeezes her tits
beware, if done without asking first get ready for a kick in the balls
danny: did you hear that shane topped rebecca last night? she got so turned on she started grinding against his leg so he stuck his finger up her skirt and started fingering her! you should hear some of the sounds she made!
by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti November 16, 2019
Get the topmug. Friend 1: How long do you think these bananas will be good for? They feel a little mushy.
Friend 2: Ten days, tops.
Friend 2: Ten days, tops.
by Yos Doggo June 22, 2022
Get the Topsmug. Sexual term for when a woman eats your ass, and you poop in her mouth before she gives you a BJ, leaving the tip of your penis a copper color.
by Huge hammer69 April 10, 2021
Get the Copper topmug. 