Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.
by Do close the door March 16, 2022
Damien: Here is your burger bro
Diesel: Thanks, man...What is this?
Damien: It's called a Hard Burger .
Diesel:...I hate it...
Damien: Ow my feelings.
Diesel: Thanks, man...What is this?
Damien: It's called a Hard Burger .
Diesel:...I hate it...
Damien: Ow my feelings.
by LuckySandvich August 11, 2016
by SapphireSkyz July 3, 2018
Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis
So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!
by Tony_Pepporoni December 23, 2022
A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.
by Gary Van Halen August 27, 2021
by frimsky October 5, 2016
A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
by Kbaezmaster1 March 21, 2021