Blood Salad 

When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.

For our annual I made him a blood salad.

Blood Salad by Freshquailofbelair September 6, 2016

Noodle Salad 

When a group of guys put plastic dildos in a girls mouth.

The boys and me noodle salad this girl last night!

Noodle Salad by Karen Schnipples September 4, 2016

sausage salad 

The act of tossing someones salad while multiple sausages spit their salty juices over you.

Mark: Matt is it raining outside?

Matt: No mate, I had a sausage salad in the lift on the way up, those boys really plastered me.

Mark: Dude you're such a sausage jockey!

sausage salad by Jonnyblaze1982 July 31, 2016

Blood salad 

When you eat a girl out while she is on her period.

For our anniversary I made my husband a blood salad.

Blood salad by Freshquailofbelair July 28, 2016

git salad 

When you trap a bunch of gits into an empty pool, then throw lettuce, cucumbers, and other salad necessities on to the patrons.

I would make a git salad out of that kid, tomatoes and all.

git salad by Chris Lauer July 25, 2016

shlop salad 

When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.

When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.

shlop salad by EXC DOGIICHEESE July 24, 2016

Spiced salad 

When someone is tossing another individuals salad, and the receiver farts during the salad tossing. To increase spiciness eat Thai food 30 mins before giving the salad it's spice. For further explanation look up "salad tossing".

My wife wanted me to eat the booty like groceries, so she made me a spiced salad.

Spiced salad by Tankman21 June 26, 2016