Porn

Were your mummy and daddy love each other very much SO YOUR DAD STICKS HIS 2 inch penis inside your slutty mother to make money from a video 🍆💦🍑🌮

Child: how was I made

Mum: me and your dad were making porn and his condom was to big for his 2 inch penis so we just went bareback and then you were made

by Bobster0000000 August 31, 2019

Porn

Something everyone watches

Have you seen the porn video it was so wet

by HornyPorny September 2, 2019

Porn

The best ir worst goddamn thing your eyes will see

-ey i just watched some porn dude. And it has the best plot and shit
-ew dude. Porn is for losers

by Im gay and im okay September 7, 2019

paper bag porn

Old 1970's lingo for hardcore underground, illegal pornagraphy (which is legal now).

Also known as "brown paper bag porn".

"Got any of that paper bag porn under the counter?"

by LingoOG September 22, 2017

Blade porn

When a girl uses a sharp object instead of a dildo.

I saw a nice blade porn video of Sydney the other night. She was using her own blood for lube.

by Madsgk October 17, 2017

fact porn

The contemporary phenomenon of people requiring news agency to publish any single detail about an incident immediately without any further investigation. For example, this can be observed after a supposed terrorist attack.

There is currently a lot of fact porn on news site X about incident Y.

by dog's beast March 22, 2017

red chair porn

Usually in reference to gay porn, but can be applied to any sexual act which involves the person being penetrated bleeding from the penetration.

Oh my god Robb! I found this really hot red chair porno last night, starring Kevin Warhol as the top!

by Lilithpeltriddawson April 9, 2017