zoom pig

A woman that appears to be attractive at a distance, but is unattractive from a closer distance.

Damn, I saw this smoke show on the other side of the street, turned out to be a Zoom Pig though.

by anonymous_mcgee September 15, 2021

Licking Someones Pig Pen

Cunnilingus

A: Whats rosie doing over there?
B: She's just licking someones pig pen

by mrtallguy May 3, 2023

Preposterous pig

A foolish yet sexy person between the ages of 40 and 90

That guy who robbed a store with a ballpoint pen is a preposterous pig

by The real Robert December 23, 2020

Wussy Pig

A Cross Breed Between A Pig And A Boar. Thus It's Name Was Developed As Wussy Pig. Will Throw It's Own Feces At It's Enemies If Threatened.

I Think I Saw A Wussy Pig Defecating In My Yard.

by Wussy Pig October 3, 2008

Pop that pig

The act of thrusting into the backside of an obese man

When I was in prison, my cellmate was 300lbs and I used to pop that pig

by ThrustyStiffHog July 5, 2025

Bacon-Eating Pig

A bacon-eating pig is someone that eats disgusting or old things that are normally considered unacceptable by society.

Did you see Gillian eat that day old cheese bagel she left in her hot car all day? What a bacon-eating pig!

by king julian’s toes March 8, 2024

Porky Pig

Being on a date with a woman ,and secretly removing all your clothes but the shirt, when she is out of the room.

The Date was moving slowly so I decided to go for the "Porky Pig" when she went to the Bathroom

by livinlegend May 17, 2020