When your boys in the pussy and you’re in the ass there’s a layer of skin preventing you from touching Jesus, that’s an old town road.
by Tomtomraindeer December 2, 2019
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Get the Im on the roof of nuke town mug.When a person pays for a midget to give them a swirly in a public toilet full of shit and before they take a breath the midget hops on the top of the toilet tank and shits on their head. Then they pull their head out and go that's one crazy town.
Midget: Indistinguishable midget mill speak (sounding like kid rock bowittaba mixed with Teletubbies) Customer: That's one crazy town you got here. Midget:Fuck you
Customer:Thanx
Customer:Thanx
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Johnny: “That bitch is becoming the town water hose”
Johnny: “That bitch is becoming the town water hose”
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