jake off

(verb) to masturbate or goon

friend: hey i cant stop jaking off. wanna join my jake sesh?

me: yay let's jake off

by alexce; January 17, 2024

Jake

The worst person ever. Hes your best friend then hes a dick.

Jake: hi how are you
Me:good
To years later

Jake: what's up lazy bones
Me:shut up

by Tristan brenner October 30, 2019

Jake

A Jake is a cheating little short boy who especially likes girls named Molly, preferably girls with less morals

Dude Jake is such a simp

by MollyGriceLover66 November 21, 2021

Jake

Anyone named Jake should be juggling Pieters balls.

Person 1: Jake, theres a guy named Pieter in your class
Jake: I must juggle his balls

by Truth11334 November 14, 2023

Jake kavanagh

A jake kavanagh is a person that can never be wrong and gets attached to women easily

Hes doing a jake Kavanagh on it

by Nig33r November 23, 2021

jake

jake with a massive ass dick bigger then frankies

wow jakes dick is way bigger then frankies!!!

by aajaaodwaaaa February 9, 2024

Jake

A guy who is really sweet, caring, and just hella amazing. He is willing to talk to you, and respects you (depends)!

Heyo thats jake.

by Madddddddd May 6, 2021