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Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.
My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.
by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016
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crack em

When one snorts a line of cocaine, the term 'crack em' is used to define this action it is slang Australian term for performing this action.
' hey mate lets go crack em'

' you cracked em before you came for sure mate'
by Meeeee8 April 3, 2016
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Cracked

I just dropped 50 kills on these idiots i'm "cracked"
You're snapping these kids you're "cracked"
by JetpackerJoey June 24, 2019
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Cracked

To be at the peak of your performance or just feel very skilled at doing something
"Bro I'm cracked rn "
"Dude you're cracked today"
by Canerboss June 26, 2019
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Crack on

When you can see someone’s ass crack poking out of their pants you shout “crack on”.
Look at jerry’s ass, “crack on”!
by Yeetasourasrex July 2, 2019
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cracked

to have extremely high energy and supreme focus making a person insane at anything
How many points does josh have this game?”
“60 he’s fucking cracked”
by stankdank12 July 9, 2019
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Cracked

To be completely insane or out of your mind while playing Fortnite
I just 1v2ed Clix and Tfue, I’m completely cracked
by SwiftFn July 14, 2019
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