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butt block

A square turd. A rectangular prism of a hearty black turd. It consists of a very rough texture. It is usually painful and sometines stringy. It pops out slow and hurts for a while afterwords.

You may also be considered a butt block if you are an asshole with a square jaw, face, or if you have a square-like personality.
"After I squeezed out that massive butt block, I had to show my mom so she could take me to the doctor." "I obtained some but damage." "My dog, jerry, left a quality butt block on my nieghbors lawn."
by Madman464 March 5, 2011
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Padonkadonk butt

Someone with a large ars that bounces up and down. it makes a padonk-padonk sound as they pass by
Haha steve walked by and his padonkadonk butt bounced up and down.
by kick ars December 11, 2011
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Butt-PlugIn

n. The disgusting synthetic smell that hits you when you walk into a room. Often the result of an individual's terrible taste in (and overuse of) air fresheners, as well as an ill-fated combination of two or more fragrances.
Instead of improving the room, this smell is usually worse than the one being covered up.
(walking into a classroom)
Jim: "Oh, man! This place smells like Butt-PlugIn! Wh-What is that? Cloves and peppermint? Aghh!"
by ultralord3000 June 21, 2011
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Butt Geyser

the splash that enters your butt due to your sphincter not being fully closed, once you drop a hefty turd
"john took a solid dump, one of the turds was so big it gave him a butt geyser"
by Vladboy11 November 20, 2011
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Bic Butt

The kind of poop that turns your butt into a ball point pen. Just keeps writing on the paper
Damn I used the whole roll of toilet paper. I have Bic butt :(
by Outofpaper October 19, 2023
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Butt Poetry

I was sitting with my girlfriend when I had an unusual fart. She asked "what was that?" I replied, "Butt Poetry."
by Jtrigger October 26, 2019
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Togami’s butt

Tightest thing on the planet

(Not associated with Naegami ya nasties <3)
Makoto: This place is sealed up tighter than Togami’s butt!
by Evie_the_big_gae July 10, 2021
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