He was number one. Nobody knows what he actually looks like .... because he likes to wear the face on the back of a box of cinnamon toast, crunch. He is very nice and loyal - but everyone hates him and thinks he's a menace. Nobody knows him except two girls.... not to be confused with Jacquees. Pronounced Josh (JAW-SHH) (WAH -EES)
Person 1 "No that was Josh Weisse"
Person 2 "did you mean Jacquees?"
Person 1 "no Josh Weisse... HE WAS NUMBER 1"
Person 2 "did you mean Jacquees?"
Person 1 "no Josh Weisse... HE WAS NUMBER 1"
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