Portal Radio 10 Hours 5:18:48:14

A YouTube video that plays the Portal Radio loop for 10 hours, After 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds, The radio loop is interrupted by a half naked man who states "Time to do some push ups." He proceeds to go through a workout routine while simultaneously ripping ass. I mean actual butt hole destruction, like he makes lawn mower sounds from his ass.

Tom: Time to listen to my favorite video Portal Radio 10 Hours, I hope a man in his underwear doesn't interrupt 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds in! Imagine if something happened to Portal Radio 10 hours 5:18:48:14 in!
King of Ass Ripping: J ͖̠̖̘̇̑̀͝o ̖͈̜͉̾̓h̴͉͂̇́n̴̞̲̣͓̕ ̟̐̃̚͜D ̱͌e̶̯̣̭̍̒̋͂ȩ̵̘̥̪̓̐ŕ̶͖͚̱̹͊ ̭̀̍̃͝T ̯̗̫̭͊̅͘r̶͕̾͐̎͠ã̶̝̖c ̧̄t ̰̻̌͑o ͍̂̃͂r̴͖̙͑̌ͅ ̵͕̎̓̈́Ă̵̦̰͐S̴̞̪̚͜ͅM̴̯̯̾̊R̴̦̘̤͐͐͛̀
Tom: GYATT!

by EL_PRO April 8, 2023

February 5

Your crush will ask you out today!!

Crush: will you go on a date with me because it’s February 5!! Me: yeah of course I will

by Charly@charly January 25, 2024

September 5

Eat a niggas ass day

Person 1: Yo, it’s September 5th
Person 2: Tf that mean cuh
Person 1: It’s eat a nigga ass day so bend over
Person 2: Nigga you gay

by Fartiggle September 4, 2022

Michellin 5 star Restaurant

Michellin 5 star Restaurant is a fun nickname for you friend named Michelle.

Me: "Hey Michellin 5 star Restaurant!"

Michellin 5 star Restaurant: "Kys"

by TakobSohreJenkhoff April 16, 2024

5 Star Dive Bar

In a “5 Star Dive Bar” you will find a diverse and unique clientele that come from all walks of life. Additionally you will find fun bar games like darts and pool as well as trivia and karaoke nights. But once all these fun activities have been combined they generate a cool subculture vibe that anyone would enjoy. A “5 Star Dive Bar” will offer inexpensive drinks like Miller High Life and PBR for $3 or well liquor for only $4 all day long and the prices will always feel like happy hour. The bartenders at these types of establishments are fun loving and can make you a modern or classic cocktail done the right way for a reasonable price. The bartender will engage with everyone because they are used to the colorful clientele that ranges across all types of people. These types of bars show you that great doesn’t have to be complicated or expensive to enjoy.
The term “5 Star Dive Bar” was first used by Sherwood’s in Jacksonville, Florida after major renovations took place due to damages incurred by hurricane Irma in 2017. The entire establishment may have gotten a face-lift but the heart and soul remained intact.

Description:
- Smoke Free
- Non-sketchy environment

- Clean restrooms with actual toilet paper
- The bar doesn’t smell like a sour mop

- Food on the menu you’ll actually enjoy

- Decor is free of naugahyde, carpet, wood tone formica and/or cinder blocks
- Good music
- Good vibes
- Good people

- “Come as you are” type of attitude from the bar staff

“Hey Honey, this is a real 5 Star Dive Bar! We won’t have to burn our clothes because there won't be the smell of smoke on us tonight when we get home.”

“I’m hitting the local 5 Star Dive Bar tonight, they’ve got live music from a local band!”
“No man, I'd rather go to the 5 Star Dive Bar! At least they have good prices!”

by sherwoods July 25, 2023

Level 5 Punishment

Level 5 Punichment is best described and portrayed in the action film, “The Passion of the Christ”.

Oh you shared the quizlet... You know that results in level 5 punishment right?

by Nwne November 4, 2018

5 A T's

5 people with A as the first name initial and T as the last name initial. These people know they'll have each other's back through life.

"Hey look it's the 5 A T's. I wish I was in their group, they look so happy"

by Angie2 November 19, 2019