your days are numbered

Indicates you don't have many days left to live, you will die soon. Often associated with a threat of some kind.

bouncer: beat it loser
loser: your days are numbered mofo

by vice dogg May 20, 2004

Piss in your pocket

Aussie expression for giving someone a compliment but at the same time telling them that you are not doing it for an ulterior motive.

Look mate, I'm not trying to piss in your pocket, but you have an awesome car!!

by Robby101 October 19, 2006

jump your bones

to have sexual intercourse

"god, you make me wanna jump your bones"

"wow, i'd jump her/his bones"

by Johnboy53 January 14, 2008

Own your C

From the "Own your choice" campaign. Means to accept the consequences of of your actions. Can be used to describe yourself or someone else.

You need to own your c on robbing that bank.

William needs to own his c on being a douche or no one will want to be around him anymore.

I'm going to own my c on not getting that report done.

If you don't go in there and get the job done, that's your c to own.

by C Owner March 6, 2008

Your mom gay

Your mom gay no u

Your mom gay is a saying that a human says to destroy another humans life

by Pussydestoyer690 May 21, 2018

chill your dick

calm down.

Susan: "yo man! im suuuuper excited to get this shirt."
Jim: "chill your dick, its not that great."

by andrei3500 December 18, 2008

freak your bean

to have your mind blown by some extraordinary fact or something incredibly wonderful, scary, ridiculous, etc.

My daddy told me to watch this movie that was supposed to be really scary. He said it would "freak your bean, little girl."

by daddys gurl September 22, 2006