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Social terrorism

When donkeys and unicorns come past their differences and become friends
Person A: did you hear about social terrorism?

Person B: yeah, I'm so glad unicorns and donkeys became friends!
by Craaaazyunicrons July 22, 2022
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Social Circle Jerk

When you do something that's 'gram-worthy, and then you spend the rest of your evening liking every reply, and replying to every reply, and liking and replying to every reply to your reply, ad nauseum.
I posted a great pic of my best beach bod. And now I've spent the last 6 hours doing the social circle jerk. How great llfe is!
by mckwistonator July 26, 2022
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social dynamic

The idea of how you and a friend e.g. opposites attract, tall and short, popular and nerd
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social Carlinism

The practice of not emotionally investing oneself in the grand outcome of humanity while approaching society as an amusing spectacle. This attitude was famously espoused by comedian George Carlin.
The preface to Brain Droppings is the best summation of the philosophy of social Carlinism.
by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022
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Country Social

Also known as ‘white people social’ or ‘white woman social’ as this type of social interaction is most regularly used between two white women.
Definition:

To be overly nice to someone whom you either actively dislike or just aren’t interested in interacting with, but don’t want to cause a scene and risk disrupting the social order.
-The interaction is extremely disingenuous and is basically an over-the-top version of the basic “hi how are you” “I’m good how bout you”.
-Pet names such as “hun”, “sweet”, “darling” are often used. Interactions are always brief lasting up to 7 back and forth rounds of conversation but usually only 4.
-To an outside observer, this often looks like an interaction between lifelong best friends.
Tiffany: Jane! So nice to see you!! Have you been doing? *huge hug and cheek kisses*

Jane: well howdy, hun! I’ve been great! How are you and the kids?

Tiffany: Everyone is doing great! Jake just graduated from NYU and Lily is pregnant with a baby girl!

Jane: Fantastic! Send them my love!! See you later. *walks away*

John: I had no idea you and Tiffany were so close.

Jane: what? No, I can’t stand that bitch. I was just being country social
by jellybelly27 June 9, 2022
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get off of social media

To take an hiatus of social media (lol)
You need to get off of social media because social media hurts your eyes.
by thecharacterwannie June 9, 2022
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Socialism

- Socialism?

- No, communism.
by Scuffed Plumber February 17, 2022
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