Reality Bitch Slap

When a person is in complete denial of the truth and they need a reality bitch slap.

Sarah: Your boyfriend Justin is gay Mary.

Mary: No he's not.

Sarah: Here is his personal ad in the m4msection on craigslist.

Mary: Wow Sarah, thanks for that reality bitch slap.

by White_Chocolate12 April 16, 2009

dick stick slap

when your friend is banging a girl, you break in, push the girl off and wack his erect penis with a stick

ohhhh doug, my dick still hurts from when you dick stick slapped me last night

by slang master daddy April 26, 2009

jell-o slapping

You know when you slap a bowl of jell-o and it jiggles. Yeha that's jell-o slapping. But what do you think when you see it jiggle? It could be meat beating, or booty spanking. Or opening doors, taking out the trash, playing Nintendo, any thing your mind desires.

Jell-o slapping is so relieving but my mom says it's only okay if I do it while I'm at school.

by FJR the Mario April 26, 2006

slap my ass

To demand a slap in your ass. What your mother does to you when you have been a naughty boy.

Ex 1: Please, slap my ass!!!

Ex 2: Erick I'm going to slap your ass, because you stayed out past midnight.

by Eggy_Chuck55 July 31, 2005

Bully Bitch Slap

To cum in a girls mouth then have her spit it into your hand and you slap her across the face with it.

Brandon did not like the stage five clinger he was with so he gave her a Bully Bitch Slap.

by Bizzell September 8, 2007

a slap happy hellacopter

While getting some head from a dime and ya cant get it up... grab your dick and spin it around in a circle a couple of times to wind up and slap her right across the face with a limp dick!!!

yo i gave ya moms a slap happy hellacopter last night!!!

by Dave 6 September 23, 2003

Obama Bitch-Slap

When you do your black neighbor a favor and report a possible break-in, and get death threats for doing so.

Lucia Whalen was Obama Bitch-Slapped, when she, as the last of a dying breed of concerned American citizens, cell phoned 911 to report a possible break-in, on behalf of yet another concerned elderly neighbor, who is going to receive the Mother of All Bitch-Slaps, by the Mandatory Death Care clause in Obama's Master Bitch Slap Solution for the American people.

by Bit Schlap Watcher July 30, 2009