Jelly bean and pickle sandwich

A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").

"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."

by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024

Big Papa Pickle

let's pack amanda's order.

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by ProtectionOfTheEndangered December 7, 2023

Tiktok chamoy pickle kit

it’s the best thing i’ve ever tried if you eat a chamoy pickle kit with a rose toy you will get super powers

Diego: “Hey is that a Tiktok chamoy pickle kit ! I love those!”
Fern: yeah i have a rose toy too…
Diego: oh no..

by Taakooz December 8, 2023

order the fried pickles

A code phrase used by the organization “Predator Poachers Southeast Texas”. It is said to signal to the crew that enough evidence has been gathered against the predator and the police should be called promptly.

Can you go to that Walmart across the street and order the fried pickles?

by thepiesapples January 4, 2024

Big Poppa Stink Pickle

BPSP for short. A Gasport native who lives life without any rule book. You’re never safe around a BPSP, you cannot sleep, drink or ride in a vehicle without constant shenanigans. Don’t ever let them out of your site or leave them alone in your car or house.

I invited over some friends for the football game and Dave brought a damn Big Poppa Stink Pickle. He ended up doing an upper decker in my wife’s bathroom and hid open cans of tuna fish in my ductwork. I was so on edge I didn’t even get to watch the game.

by No Games February 1, 2024

O-Dawg (Yung Pickle)

A person who rapes little girls, gets them pregnant and then leaves like a dad getting milk

“Did you hear about the pedophile”
“Yeah he’s just like O-Dawg (Yung Pickle)”

by Harry Tes Tickles March 1, 2024

The Rhode Island Salty Pickle

When you hold your dick in pickle juice for three weeks straight until it changes color and grows warts. Then you coat it in salt and have a woman or man try and get you hard using just their tongue.

Eric: “Where have you been bro? I haven’t seen you in a month.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”

by TheFloorIsALie April 12, 2024