Pig lottery

When there’s a whole bunch of fat girls willing to let you put your cash in their slot. AKA... PUSSY.
Friend 1: “Yo that sorority club is a pig lottery!”
Friend 2: “Yeah, Sally let me put my coin in her slot!”
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Pigs in the blanket

When a woman has a giant clit and labia
Pigs in the blanket

Man, my date last night gave me a pigs in a blanket
by Cyrus324 September 17, 2019
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ungrateful tankie pig

"Even though I strongly opposed the firebombing of @friendlyjordies house, this very vicious, slimy ungrateful tankie pig - a washed up male model - nipples protruding"
"Did you see Drew called Jordies an ungrateful tankie pig because he called him fat?"
by LemonssnomeL July 31, 2024
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Le Pig

Le Pig is a white anthropomorphic pic that doesn't have any limbs . that is all , he haram tho
Le Pig, Piggus , TNO reference
by FishBallGamez July 15, 2022
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pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being
This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.
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boned the pig

A metaphor for a TV show that starts out mediocre or even poor before becoming a strong show in later episodes and/or seasons.

The term originates with the show "Black Mirror."
"Community" is my favorite TV show, but it boned the pig and so never developed the following it deserved.

You'll love "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," but be warned that it boned the pig for the better part of a season before finding its stride.
by RiddleRider January 25, 2020
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Spider pig

What Dnut and The Girlscout would sing about ..when the Fluxcapasitator was broken, back when it was "The wayward home for Crack where's, and The Girlscout almost frog podded herself off of the ledge.
"Spider pig , spider pig, doing whatever a spider pig does...."
by Shawtys a 10 January 17, 2024
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