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Jon-Paul

Jon-Paul, AKA “JP”
Of English origin; Jon meaning "God," Paul meaning"humble." Gives definition to the saying "The way a man treats his mother is how he will treat his wife." Jon-Paul is a "momma's boy."

Jon-Paul's are hard working and usually work well with their hands. sweetest, nicest, funniest guy you'll meet. JP’s make you laugh so hard you'll pee in your pants. JP’s has a beautiful smile and makes you smile just by looking at him.

They are very meticulous. If you befriend and earn a Jon-Paul's trust, you will never be alone. Jon-Paul's are very loyal friends. At first sight, a Jon-Paul may strike you as intimidating, but don't be fooled by his strong persona. Although he has a very strong work ethic, on spare time a party is not complete without him. Jon-Paul's can usually pursue any woman he desires purely because of his extremely strong sex appeal. He is not easily satisfied, and typically keeps in search of something more in a significant other. He is amazing in bed.
Girl: omg look it's Jon-Paul!

Girl2: isn't he so cute?!
by MizzJohnson November 23, 2021
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Paul

Paul is a god at everything EVERYTHING he has six pack inside his six pack all girls want him he makes boys go gay for him also mathematics are his charm he can calculate the surfaces of Sagittarius A in 12.4 seconds if you're not already friends with a paul you should now if you want to be a god too
If your name isn't Paul you're a loser 😹👎
by (☞^o^) ☞卐卐☭ November 21, 2021
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Paul

Stranger: Dude what did you do with Paul last night?
Me: Oh, he gave me the Gawk Gawk 3000!
Stranger: You're one lucky person!
by snrjuanfran March 22, 2022
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Paul Ryan Effect

The accepted reality that promises made by Republican candidates won't come true. Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan claimed that he was a "Solid Conservative", when in fact he was a self-promoting sleazeball that lied for several years without any shame. Ryan promised great things in his campaigns, but the USA suffered severe losses during his tenure in Congress.
During 2024, Trump was out there making big promises about eliminating taxes on tips and Social Security payments. Now we see the Paul Ryan Effect in action. Tips and Social Security payments are still being taxed and there is no fix in sight.
by TheFleeceMan April 17, 2025
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Pauling

To say the word 'okay' repeatedly in a maniacal manner.
"Stop pauling, Isadora, we all know that you're not okay,"
by professornothatsnotgreg October 31, 2020
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Léon Paul

Funny and kind. He has his heart in his hand, will always be there for his friends even if he tries to invent a dark side for himself. He is to be taken with irony. Once the evening begins he is unstoppable yet very stressed. You may also wanna know that he enjoys taking on challenges.
It is a Léon Paul type party so there will be some challenges take up.
by Lpd007 November 21, 2021
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Paul Pierce

v. when you have to screenshot an emoji to an Android user because the new iOS emojis aren't available yet
That bitch Jane has an Android so I have to keep Paul Pierce-ing her the middle finger emoji.
by bvd530 December 30, 2015
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