The au pair your husband fucks on the side - also known as a "homewrecker." She destroys your entire life lickety split with her stank ass cooch.
"Hey - my ex husband just got engaged to the ho-pair! I think I'll get them a white picket fence as a wedding gift!"
by doc-on-a-bike March 20, 2016
Get the ho-pairmug. “hand me my longsword ho!”
by Your Mothers Side Piece January 14, 2022
Get the Longsword Homug. She sat down and thought about all the tragedy and endless stress going on around her, and not wanting anything else to come and add to it, she let out a sigh and said "Whoa ho".
by Arche Logos December 23, 2020
Get the Whoa homug. Exp; *Random person getting jump*
*they friend come up*
friend: yall not finna jump my dawg.
*one of the person jumping his friend*
Jumper 1: yo ass wanna be captain save a ho so bad.
Jumper 2: exactly
*they friend come up*
friend: yall not finna jump my dawg.
*one of the person jumping his friend*
Jumper 1: yo ass wanna be captain save a ho so bad.
Jumper 2: exactly
by OgBadbitty June 20, 2025
Get the Captain save a homug. technical whore. Professional contractor or service provider in the public or private sector who sells their technical expertise for money. This is opposed to a "techni-slut", who gives it away: a consultant, expert witness, a contract employee
Joe was torn between continuing as a techni-ho, the money he got consulting was good, but the lack of security and benefits made him uncertain; the alternative of "going native" and marrying the company would mean learning to play by others rules.
by the stamping guru September 9, 2009
Get the Techni-homug. 
