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Pineapple hair

The top part of a pineapple that is green and looks like a pine tree
Person 1: Damn bro you eat the pineapple hair?

Person 2: Yeah. You don't?
mugGet the Pineapple hairmug.

Hair Omelette

The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.
John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"

John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."

John#1: "..."
by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011
mugGet the Hair Omelettemug.

de-hair out

the act of shaking and/or hanging up an item — generally blankets, clothing, towels or rugs — in an effort to decrease the amount of accumulated pet hair.
The dog has been laying on that blanket for a week, so I shook it and hung it over the railing to de-hair out.
by Metaphormidable April 21, 2018
mugGet the de-hair outmug.

Dudy Hair

The tuft of hair or cowlick that sticks out where the hair creates a swirl pattern on the back of the head.
That guy has dudy hairs sticking out the back of his head.
by Dudyhair May 24, 2022
mugGet the Dudy Hairmug.

Pineapple hairs

Word created by Anix, meaning you don't know what the real word is for the spiky things on top of a pineapple so you call it pineapple hairs.
I don't know what those green things are callled, so I'll call them pineapple hairs.
mugGet the Pineapple hairsmug.

Pineapple hairs

a word to describe the weird spiky green bits on the top of a pineapple. Made up once again by the lovely beautiful anix.
"make sure to cut off the pineapple hairs before you eat the pineapple."
by yourlocalfriendlyperson June 17, 2020
mugGet the Pineapple hairsmug.

National kiss a purple hair girl

You kiss a purple hair girl on a Thursday
Smooch smooch on national kiss a purple hair girl
by savethedinos April 20, 2024
mugGet the National kiss a purple hair girlmug.

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