duck mustard

the blood of a duck; or also the smell of a duck that you usually get on your person from duck hunting for several hours. also when you nail a duck and he goes down on the first gunshot. per Jacob

Man you got duck mustard all over you.
You mustard his azz.

by Jake Joy December 25, 2007

duck

Fuck a dick

I love to fuck your duck

by Bernie getthere June 4, 2017

Duck Fucker

A guy who is sexually attracted to ducks, wants to smash a duck and believes that some ducks are thiccc.

Guy- "like im not a duck fucker but thicc duck is thicc duck"
Guy2- "Guy is a duck fucker."

by BEANS BEANS BEANS April 3, 2020

shooting ducks

v. a person who walks while farting

Jim said he was shooting ducks in the hallway.

by miner1253 May 23, 2022

Swimming Duck

A pre-ejaculatory liquid that is clear and slides out of a man's urethra and onto his shaft. it rolls off like water off a ducks back; highly viscous pre-ejaculatory seminal fluid.

Joe had a lot of swimming duck in his pants today. Did you see that, Cheryl?

by JewCorner March 4, 2022

duck hunting

The act of crapping in a public restroom

When I go duck hunting I prefer the handicapped stall for the extra room.

by JayInJersey May 22, 2017

Ducking

idk wot ducking is

Eventually we are just going to accept "ducking" as a swear word

by Aiden J April 5, 2021